So you’ve conquered the ChildHood, Educore and AdultWorld levels. Congratulations – that’s no small accomplishment. But now you’ve hit one of the toughest spots in the game – the Level 2020 Quarantine, where you’re confined to your base either on your own or with other players. If you’re like me and got assigned to the Josh character at the beginning of the game, you’ll definitely burn through a lot of hearts mastering the first few steps of this level, so hopefully this walkthrough will save you some time and get you through to whatever’s next.
When the morning sequence begins, you should have full stamina but your mood meter and bio stats will be dangerously low. The alarm on your phone-com will be going off and you’ll be tempted to hit the snooze button and sleep in – don’t. Just turn it off right away so it doesn’t wake up the other players. Also – definitely don’t pick up the phone-com and look at it – this is a booby trap that can cause mood stats to turn red and possibly implode, especially if your defense shields are low on charge.
Now you need to get your bio stats leveled off. If you activated the “Will the cat knock over the cup” mini-game the night before, you should have a cup of water next to the bed. If the cat knocked it over, you might as well give up and restart the level. If not, go ahead and drink the water to refill your hydration meter.
Next, select the Willpower icon from to the abilities menu and use it to break free of the bed’s tractor beam. Then turn on stealth mode, and get out of bed. The floor is probably cold, so open your inventory and select some socks from the laundry menu. Just use the dirty ones since your energy level is way too low to activate cleaning mode at this point.
Your destination is now the save beacon located in the kitchen at the coffee maker. When you arrive, there may be some dishes in the sink blocking your ability to empty the coffee pot. Clear those away with a low-level temper blast, then set up the coffee maker and activate it at the highest possible setting.
Once the coffee maker is fully operational, head to the bathroom to get the yellow bar on your bio stats to stop blinking. You can also brush your teeth at this point, but avoid looking in the mirror since the sight of your own disheveled avatar can cause minor shock damage.
Now head back to the kitchen. The coffee should be ready, so pour a cup and carry it to the sofa where you can sip it quietly while doing something meaningless like staring out the window or drawing mustaches on the models in a catalogue. This will actually boost your stats so they’re high enough to make it through the upcoming challenges.
The youngest player will probably approach during this time. Just go ahead and click through the endless series of dialog bubbles, since they’re usually about a dream or a question about whether worms can breath in sand. Once you’ve made it through those, use your phone-com as a distraction to prevent any more interruptions.
(Pro tip: If the spouse player wakes up, gift her with a cup of coffee as this is usually a good way to prevent yourself from inadvertently setting off a potentially disastrous melee exchange.)
At this point, mood meter and defense shield should have a decent charge, meaning you’re fully prepped to contend with the Information Onslaught, the Conversation Gauntlet, and Isolation Doldrums without setting off a total meltdown that sends you back to your spawn point.
If anyone has any tips on how to make it through those sections, please leave them in the comments.
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Small tip, but if you wake up at an exact 3 degree angle, you can skip past the coffee maker by inputting a roll and clipping out of bounds. This, for some reason, puts you in the kitchen area with one heart, but however, the coffee is complete. This method is used by speedrunners around the globe, but the world record still stays at 24 hours. The coffee% runs, however, are dominated by this strategy, and if you don’t use it, there’s a low chance you are getting a WR.
Wow, thanks for the tip, you seem to know a lot
If you roll off the bed, you can entirely skip the willpower step *and* the coffee step, since you will be jolted awake. Sure, you might take some damage, but it’s not critical, and you skip a lot of the normal steps.
Some good tips here. Just falling out of bed and hitting the floor is a pretty hardcore move – but yes – it does work.
Was this actually a game?
obviosly, this is a really well designed game, if you are the youngest player it is pretty easy to avoid most of the conversations by staying in your bed and sleeping in, no other players will judge you or try waking you, unless you absolutely NEED to get out of the bed to do some travelling
no its not real but it is a fun joke
I love the coment section here.
where can you play this besties
you can play it anywhere in the US and especially in places that aren’t absolutely insane like Texas
can you give me a link to the game
No link required. You’re already playing.
also, if you have a pet, especially a cat, you can pet the cat every morning after you get out of bed to get your mood meter level higher and after a while of doing this, they will come to wake you when it’s time to get up so it’s easier to skip the coffee step and the willpower step.
here’s a small tip: if you have a level 2 house and end each day upstairs, be sure to take your time doing the “don’t trip down the stairs” mini-game. if you fail even a SINGULAR input in that mini-game, you can take catastrophic damage depending on how close you were to the first floor. don’t worry; the mini-game doesn’t happen when going up the stairs. you do take a bit of damage if you fail when going up, though.
WHERE DO I FIND THIS??????????????????????????
Uh, is this a game, or..?
I ask that same question everyday
Hello Ernest and Daniel
This is not a game on a computer it is called The Game Of Life! Quarantine Edition 2020. Made by Covid 19.
Pro Tip: I am the speedrunner who got the world record for 24 hours. I have used many strategies to get this WR. What you want to do after giving the spouse coffee is to go pretend to work from home while you actually are playing video games. Minecraft will especially boost your mood meter but strategy games will decrease stamina. If the youngest player comes in, give him your phone. If the spouse comes in, immediately turn off the game, and go do some chores. If she doesn’t fall for your lies, you should start the level over and repeat until she believes that your zoom call ended.
Wow. It’s an honor to have your input. Those are pro-level tips.
Thanks for noticing us. Many people don’t get that life is a game, The Game of Life. It’s tough being a speedrunner but it’s people like you we look up to, to give joy into the world. Thank you for noticing us. Thank you so very much. We appreciate your work (love If The Moon Were Only One Pixel) and love how hard you work. This is an amazing moment. Thank you! Speedrunners for Life! 👍😎😊😁
It’s an honor to talk to you, Josh Worth. (I am bowing down to you in real life but you can’t see that).
I NEED LINK NOW
The link to the game is https:/ThereIsNoLink.com/Bruh/JWorth/Said/We/Are/Playing/The/Game
EZ 23:59:59 WR because I skipped the willpower step and clipped thru the coffee table allowing me to get shot into the stratosphere due to the physics… then grab your house while getting launched and, because the house is connected to the Earth (game physics again), speed up the Earths rotation by one second (if you do 2 seconds, you’ll lose all willpower and pass out). You should be equipped with a mask from yesterday. Use its stretchy fabric to slingshot yourself back into the house, while still being clipped into the roof. 2 frame perfect timings
also level 2022 is impossible. 2023 is harder :P
there was a mistake in my character and so my gender switched from female to non binary and eventually male during level 2021. for some reason this glitch is irreversible and causes your mood meter to shrink, because of the continual news about bad things that could happen to you for having switched genders. make sure to play the self care mini game as much as possible and be careful about consuming too much news.
Bro I won in 22:22:22 because I got an easter egg in the game where you can literally get a hacking computer and hack time so now i’m the better speedrunner.
omg this game is so hard but also fun? Its cool. I’ve got the effect: cold, so my stats are a bit damaged, but it’s fun. Middle school level is COMPLICATED
How do you speedrun this game? I’ve been trying with no luck.
Is that a puppet pipeline reference