{"id":14977,"date":"2021-07-06T13:18:56","date_gmt":"2021-07-06T13:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/?p=14977"},"modified":"2022-06-02T23:18:41","modified_gmt":"2022-06-02T23:18:41","slug":"youve-got-lazer-eyez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/youve-got-lazer-eyez\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;ve Got Laser Eyes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fusion-fullwidth fullwidth-box fusion-builder-row-1 fusion-flex-container nonhundred-percent-fullwidth non-hundred-percent-height-scrolling\" style=\"--awb-border-radius-top-left:0px;--awb-border-radius-top-right:0px;--awb-border-radius-bottom-right:0px;--awb-border-radius-bottom-left:0px;--awb-flex-wrap:wrap;\" ><div class=\"fusion-builder-row fusion-row fusion-flex-align-items-flex-start fusion-flex-content-wrap\" style=\"max-width:1144px;margin-left: calc(-4% \/ 2 );margin-right: calc(-4% \/ 2 );\"><div class=\"fusion-layout-column fusion_builder_column fusion-builder-column-0 fusion_builder_column_1_1 1_1 fusion-flex-column\" style=\"--awb-bg-size:cover;--awb-width-large:100%;--awb-margin-top-large:0px;--awb-spacing-right-large:1.92%;--awb-margin-bottom-large:0px;--awb-spacing-left-large:1.92%;--awb-width-medium:100%;--awb-spacing-right-medium:1.92%;--awb-spacing-left-medium:1.92%;--awb-width-small:100%;--awb-spacing-right-small:1.92%;--awb-spacing-left-small:1.92%;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper fusion-flex-justify-content-flex-start fusion-content-layout-column\"><div class=\"fusion-image-element \" style=\"text-align:center;--awb-margin-bottom:40px;--awb-caption-title-font-family:var(--h2_typography-font-family);--awb-caption-title-font-weight:var(--h2_typography-font-weight);--awb-caption-title-font-style:var(--h2_typography-font-style);--awb-caption-title-size:var(--h2_typography-font-size);--awb-caption-title-transform:var(--h2_typography-text-transform);--awb-caption-title-line-height:var(--h2_typography-line-height);--awb-caption-title-letter-spacing:var(--h2_typography-letter-spacing);\"><span class=\" fusion-imageframe imageframe-none imageframe-1 hover-type-none\"><a class=\"fusion-no-lightbox\" href=\"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/dev\/lazereyezer\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" alt=\"lazer eyezer\" src=\"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/lazer-eyezer-card-300x200.jpg\" class=\"img-responsive wp-image-15062 disable-lazyload\" srcset=\"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/lazer-eyezer-card-200x133.jpg 200w, https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/lazer-eyezer-card-400x267.jpg 400w, https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/lazer-eyezer-card-600x400.jpg 600w, https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/lazer-eyezer-card-800x533.jpg 800w, https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/lazer-eyezer-card.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/div><div class=\"fusion-text fusion-text-1\"><p>It&#8217;s true. 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