{"id":150,"date":"2010-04-13T10:57:08","date_gmt":"2010-04-13T10:57:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joshworth.com\/?p=150"},"modified":"2020-11-23T22:45:38","modified_gmt":"2020-11-23T22:45:38","slug":"this-robe-is-nice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/this-robe-is-nice\/","title":{"rendered":"This Robe is Nice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m wearing a plush, white spa robe. In this robe, I am the personification of the word luxury. I lounge about. I gingerly sip my coffee. I peruse the morning periodicals. I jot down my thoughts. I do these things while swathed in a cloud of superb textile design. In this robe, my unkempt condominium is transformed into an upscale oasis &#8211; a high society health club or the spa of a designer hotel. My robe is my sanctuary. Nothing that is low-rent, pedestrian, or less than 4-stars shall pass through it&#8217;s heavenly micro-fibers.\u00a0Was that a highly-paid Swedish masseuse asking me if I would like a refill on my herbal tea? No. It was my cat meowing at me to let me know her litter box is full.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Luxury is mine. All mine.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":149,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[106,105],"tags":[107],"class_list":["post-150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-essays","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4199,"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions\/4199"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}