{"id":2331,"date":"2015-03-11T17:42:30","date_gmt":"2015-03-11T17:42:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joshworth.com\/?p=2331"},"modified":"2020-11-23T19:44:31","modified_gmt":"2020-11-23T19:44:31","slug":"your-world-will-never-be-the-same","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/your-world-will-never-be-the-same\/","title":{"rendered":"Your World Will Never be the Same"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Excerpts from either a\u00a0memoir by a first-time parent<br \/>\nor a post-apocalyptic novel.<\/em><\/h3>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;It arrived at 8:14, on a clear Tuesday morning. We&#8217;d known for months it was coming, but nothing could have prepared us.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;We took turns on night watch while the other tried to claim a few minutes of much-needed rest.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;It was time to face facts: The friends we once laughed and celebrated with, they wouldn&#8217;t be stopping by for a cocktail or a late-night conversation anymore. That was the past. Another time. Another life. No. Those friends were gone.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;In the early days, we&#8217;d pass the time watching the emergency vehicles rushing past, wondering where they might be headed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;We measured survival in terms of months and weeks &#8211; days even. The thought of making it to year one seemed too much to hope for.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;After a while, we simply became numb to the smell of human excrement, the bile-covered clothes&#8230; the screams.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Cautiously, we approached the building. What was once the setting for leisurely dinners and quiet conversation had been transformed into a desolate scene fraught with the potential for catastrophe. The only thing I could think of was how quickly we could get in, grab whatever food we absolutely needed, and get out without drawing too much attention to ourselves.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;A pile of overturned cars was blocking my path. Animals from the zoo were lying everywhere. A lion. A zebra. A giraffe. &#8220;What on Earth could have happened here?&#8221; I wondered, as\u00a0I stepped cautiously through the chaos.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;On the rare occasion that we ventured beyond the walls of our battle-worn domicile, we encountered small, weary groups of others who shared our situation. We would gather together in the schoolyard, desperate for companionship, eager to ask questions like: &#8220;Where were you when it happened?&#8221;, &#8220;What are you doing for food?&#8221;, &#8220;Do you know anything about the new strain of the sickness that&#8217;s going around?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Were we really crying and fighting over a stale cracker that had fallen in the dirt? Was this all that was left? Was this what we had become?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Inspired by a <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/status\/569174093016100864\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Twitter Conversation<\/a> started by <a href=\"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Matthew Baldwin<\/a> (@matthewbaldwin).<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excerpts from either a memoir by a first-time parent or a post-apocalyptic novel.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2332,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[106,105],"tags":[107],"class_list":["post-2331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-essays","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2331"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4122,"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331\/revisions\/4122"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joshworth.com\/jpw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}