Mothman Means Us No Harm
A fall visit to the Mothman Festival
15 Quirky Secrets You Never Would Have Guessed about Me
Numbers 1-15 will blow your mind!
You’ve Got Laser Eyes!
Sometimes you just need to shoot lasers from your eyes
I Would Be an Amazing Cat Toy Designer If I Felt Like it
A true legend in my own mind
Election Map of Despair
A clickable map of election-night misanthropy
On the Sunny Side
It's not like things were that great before all of this.
A Video Game Walkthrough of my Morning
A cheat guide for waking up in quarantine.
Charting My Plot Device Tolerance
A chart of how much I'm willing to tolerate certain cinematic storylines.
What Should I Do with this Old Stuffed Animal?
A simple step-by-step flow chart that'll make de-cluttering a snap.
A Letter to My Younger Self to Make Him Jealous
Who needs youth when you have wi-fi?