I Would Be an Amazing Cat Toy Designer If I Felt Like it
A true legend in my own mind
Election Map of Despair
A clickable map of election-night misanthropy
Disturbing Thoughts While Watching Dr. Pimple Popper
Are we all just living in a giant zit?
A Video Game Walkthrough of my Morning
A cheat guide for waking up in quarantine.
Activities for Kids Stuck At Home: Week 4
Looking for things to keep the kids busy during a global pandemic? Keep looking.
What Should I Do with this Old Stuffed Animal?
A simple step-by-step flow chart that'll make de-cluttering a snap.
Rejected Craft Beer Labels
Descriptive beer-label copy crafted by writers who have obviously sampled too much of the product.