POsts
Is it Time to Brighten the Future?
It seems safe to say... things could be better.
I Would Be an Amazing Cat Toy Designer If I Felt Like it
A true legend in my own mind
Election Map of Despair
A clickable map of election-night misanthropy
Disturbing Thoughts While Watching Dr. Pimple Popper
Are we all just living in a giant zit?
On the Sunny Side
It's not like things were that great before all of this.
A Video Game Walkthrough of my Morning
A cheat guide for waking up in quarantine.
Activities for Kids Stuck At Home: Week 4
Looking for things to keep the kids busy during a global pandemic? Keep looking.
Charting My Plot Device Tolerance
A chart of how much I'm willing to tolerate certain cinematic storylines.
What Should I Do with this Old Stuffed Animal?
A simple step-by-step flow chart that'll make de-cluttering a snap.
I’m Worried About How We’re Going to Pay for All This
A panic-driven rant about the existential perils of the new economy
A Letter to My Younger Self to Make Him Jealous
Who needs youth when you have wi-fi?
The Battle of Planet Prog
A poster depicting the most epic of space battles
Rejected Craft Beer Labels
Descriptive beer-label copy crafted by writers who have obviously sampled too much of the product.
Can Everyone Really Be Famous for 15 Minutes?
Let's do the math on Andy Warhol's prediction.
Why These Socks??
An early-morning memory struggle
Spotlight on the Recluses
Let's hear it for these privacy pioneers.
License Plate Tectonics
If you started applying registration stickers to your license plate back when the Earth was formed, how big of a sticker stack would you have?
Let’s Redesign Democracy!
Applying design thinking to the problem of government.
Personality Profiles of Pop-Culture Computers
A look at the personalities of some favorite non-organic characters
Roy G. Biv
This is how I always pictured Roy G. Biv if he were a real person.
Stop Calling it Artificial Intelligence
Why the term itself is limiting how we think about thinking machines