Is it Time to Brighten the Future?
It seems safe to say... things could be better.
I Would Be an Amazing Cat Toy Designer If I Felt Like it
A true legend in my own mind
Election Map of Despair
A clickable map of election-night misanthropy
Disturbing Thoughts While Watching Dr. Pimple Popper
Are we all just living in a giant zit?
On the Sunny Side
It's not like things were that great before all of this.
A Video Game Walkthrough of my Morning
A cheat guide for waking up in quarantine.
Activities for Kids Stuck At Home: Week 4
Looking for things to keep the kids busy during a global pandemic? Keep looking.
Charting My Plot Device Tolerance
A chart of how much I'm willing to tolerate certain cinematic storylines.
What Should I Do with this Old Stuffed Animal?
A simple step-by-step flow chart that'll make de-cluttering a snap.
I’m Worried About How We’re Going to Pay for All This
A panic-driven rant about the existential perils of the new economy
A Letter to My Younger Self to Make Him Jealous
Who needs youth when you have wi-fi?
The Battle of Planet Prog
A poster depicting the most epic of space battles
Rejected Craft Beer Labels
Descriptive beer-label copy crafted by writers who have obviously sampled too much of the product.
Can Everyone Really Be Famous for 15 Minutes?
Let's do the math on Andy Warhol's prediction.
Why These Socks??
An early-morning memory struggle